When I rode over those roots I bumped so hard that my left foot flew off my blue pedal. And my bottom went off my seat.
And I was like, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
That’s how powerful and fast my bike is.
Then I fell off and my tummy squashed into my rubber handlebars. I caught myself with my hands but didn’t get blood, only dirt.
I’m gonna go do it again.